DIRECTIONS
-PRESS THE BUTTON 5 TIMES RAPIDLY TO TURN ON/OFF (WHITE LIGHT WILL FLASH 3 TIMES)
-PRESS THE BUTTON 2 TIMES CONSECUTIVELY TO ACTIVATE PREHEAT MODE(LIGHT WILL CYCLE THROUGH MULTIPLE COLORS)
-PRESS THE BUTTON 3 TIMES CONSECUTIVELY TO SWITCH VOLTAGE SETTINGS.
(GREEN LIGHT 3.0 V, BLUE LIGHT 3.3 V, RED LIGHT 3.6 V)
-USB-C RECHARGEABLE
-NO NEED TO PRESS THE BUTTON, IT’S BREATH ACTIVATED.
-AFTER 15 MIN., AUTO-SHUTOFF WILL COMMENCE.
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Ganja Crustaceans
On a distant, untamed world, cannabis has undergone a radical evolutionary fusion with native life forms, giving rise to a breathtaking new species: the Ganja Crustaceans. These towering beings—capable of reaching heights of four stories—glide through the air using massive, photosynthetic fan leaves evolved to function as wings.
While many subspecies remain undocumented, the colossal creature captured in this footage is believed to be over 400 years old. Its resilience and longevity hint at a deep, ancient intelligence encoded in its biology. Most astonishing of all, its towering cannabis colas appear to regenerate endlessly, suggesting a sustainable, self-replenishing source of cannabis unlike anything known to humankind.
This is more than a mutation—it’s nature’s masterpiece.
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